because if I get one more video like this I may lose my mind.
LEGAL UPDATE: Tod has not one but THREE bench warrants. No wonder they're so mad. Although he did spend 45 minutes in handcuffs last night I was hoping he'd spend a night in jail. That'll slow him down.
Conversation when he got home:
Me: Tod, this proves you're a crap driver.
Tod: This is not about driving, this is bad luck.
Me: Good drivers never get handcuffed.
Tod: Guess which celebrities were arrested in those same handcuffs?
Tod: Paris Hilton's boyfriend.
Me: Lame. I'm still mad.
Oh dear. Holly, just think that you'll be in jail for LIFE!!! ;)
But I know someone who wants to do defense....
I've got the basement all ready for you guys to come stay while Tod does his "time".
Not sure what is better: This or Tod in Combat class today. I may spend the better part of my night trying to decide.
I need more details.
I will never understand men. Paris Hilton's boyfriend sharing your cuff's wouldn't be a source of pride in my mind. A reason to scrub with bleach, consult a physician about transmitting diseases and rashes, perhaps...but certainly not pride.
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