Tuesday, September 13, 2011

someone lock him up

because if I get one more video like this I may lose my mind.

LEGAL UPDATE: Tod has not one but THREE bench warrants.  No wonder they're so mad.  Although he did spend 45 minutes in handcuffs last night I was hoping he'd spend a night in jail.  That'll slow him down.

Conversation when he got home:

Me: Tod, this proves you're a crap driver.
Tod: This is not about driving, this is bad luck.
Me: Good drivers never get handcuffed.
Tod: Guess which celebrities were arrested in those same handcuffs?
Me: Whose.
Tod: Paris Hilton's boyfriend.
Me: Lame.  I'm still mad.


IronLawGirl said...

Oh dear. Holly, just think that you'll be in jail for LIFE!!! ;)

IronLawGirl said...

But I know someone who wants to do defense....

Karen said...

I've got the basement all ready for you guys to come stay while Tod does his "time".

ericareynolds said...

Not sure what is better: This or Tod in Combat class today. I may spend the better part of my night trying to decide.

Ashley K. said...

I need more details.

Jillian said...

I will never understand men. Paris Hilton's boyfriend sharing your cuff's wouldn't be a source of pride in my mind. A reason to scrub with bleach, consult a physician about transmitting diseases and rashes, perhaps...but certainly not pride.