I'm not sure if I decided to resign because Lennon asked me, "What the hell is going on here?" followed by, "You're really pissing me off, Mom" or if it was the guilt I felt for serving NutriGrain bars for lunch although I'm pretty sure I texted Tod after finding this:
Text to Tod: Hey! Just letting you know I'm putting in my two weeks notice; please find a replacement asap. Have a great day!