Because he says the phone bill is "too high" every month and that I "talk to Megan too much" and that maybe she "shouldn't have moved to a different country" blahblahblah. I say, what's an extra $100? You can practically find that in your couch.
So we haven't talked since my birthday because I can't find the calling cards.
Then Sara told me about this app called "HeyTell" and it basically works like a walkie talkie...I push a button and send Megan a voice message then my phone alerts me when she's sent one back. We've been conversing via walkie talkie for a week now.
|Me, Megan, our matching outfits, and the man who decided to give up at mile 22.|
Me to her: Tod wants to know if Canada has a Dancing with the Stars.
Her to Me: Hmmmm I don't think so...although we DO have Real Housewives of Vancouver.
Me to Her: No one cares about that show. Why can't Canadians come up with their own pop culture? Oh wait I know...because Canadians want to be Americans.
and so on.
I think my next walkie talkie message will be:
Hey Megan, come back.