Tod asked me to run a Craigslist ad for a new office leasing agent. The results were scary. Does anyone here graduate from high school?
This particular applicant whose user name was pimpinthesehoez and email was firstname.lastname@example.org offered a puzzling objective:
Seeking to obtain a full time position result oriented individual dedicated to receiving
customer satisfaction as well as meeting or suppressing company expectations.
We weren't looking for anyone to receive customer satisfaction nor do we want anyone suppressing our expectations so I had to pass. Maybe next time, Pimpinthesehoez. Maybe next time.
Next on my list -- my rear now sticks out as much as my belly. Did this happen last time? Don't answer that.
|20 week belly
Speaking of Michael Jackson, I've introduced Lennon to his music. While listening to Billie Jean yesterday, Lennon asked me where he is now.
Me: Michael Jackson actually died.
Lennon: Did he get sick like Papa?
Me: No, he took too much medicine.
Lennon: Has he met Papa yet?
Me: haha I hope so that would be cool.
Lennon: Would he have liked me and Larry?
Me: [pause] [pause] [pause] Why are you asking me that?
Lennon: I just want to know...would he have liked little boys like us?
Me: You know what, they say he did, so.............yes.