Tuesday, August 16, 2011

my name is holly and

I'm a Bachelor PAddict.  And I'm confident it's doing more damage to my brain than drugs.
Furthermore, I want this guy's job so badly it hurts:

Don't offer any treatments...I'm not ready to quit.

8 comments:

Shantay Hess said...

Ames made me cry!! Oh my gosh... and POOR ERIKA! I felt so bad for her! But I'm loving Jackie and Ames.

Kelly said...

Yeah, me too. It's pathetic, but I'm actually cool with being pathetic.

Ryan Smart said...

We have been trying to hold off, but are giving in. I have wanted his job for SOOOOOO long. Want to co-host? We could really get answers...and tears.

Christina said...

Who doesn't love a house full of train wrecks? Best worthless entertainment ever! I think we should start a campaign to make you host of the show. I think it would be even more entertaining with your humor. I don't understand how Chris Harrison can stay so strait faced in the midst of pure insanity. Although, I did love that he showed Vienna where the door was on Monday's episode. I just wish she had listened.

liz said...

Oh trust me, me and zach's monday nights revolve around the pad. i love every second of it. im glad you do too.

Tommy Lowell said...

I can see you playing the host doing nothing except cutting in... "Hey everyone, just incase you were wondering or didn't notice, there is just one rose left.. Ok, Ashley... it's all you girl.." I think you would be good at that. I wanna be the behind the scenes writer that throws a wrench in everything... "Ok, Chris/Holly.. Tell everyone tonight we're voting off two girls and all the boys are safe, also tell Vienna in order to win immunity this week she had to eat Jake's feces on camera or else she's gone, and tell Kacey he has wear this spikey dog collar and every time he says "Protect Her" or, "I'm in control" he's gonna get a nice electric shock to his neck.

MediocreMama said...

Shantay, poor Erika is right. That is a horrible game. But I didn't change the channel...

Kelli, I don't mind being pathetic either. I've gone public.

Ryan, let's do it.

Christina, I loved when Chris H. showed her the door. People need to call that girl out. Or knock her out.

Liz, too bad we don't live closer.

Tommy: hahahahahaha.

ktb said...

drugs are way worse