Lennon: Mom, tell me a story about Nephi (Dad does this).
Me: Lennon, you've heard enough stories tonight, goodnight.
Lennon: Mooooooooommmmmmm, I neeeeeeeeeeed another storrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!
Me: Sorry, goodnight.
Me (from the hallway): OKAY LENNON! YOU WANT A STORY ABOUT NEPHI? ONE TIME WHEN NEPHI WAS A LITTLE BOY HE WOULDN'T GO TO BED SO HIS MOM SPANKED HIM. HARD. GOODNIGHT.
Are all moms going to hell or just this one?