Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Story Time with Mom

Don't mess with me at bedtime.  Because it's been 12 hours since I've been alone and I'm done.  So if it's 45 minutes past bedtime and I've already read five books to you and sung your favorite songs, don't ask for another story.

Tonight:

Lennon: Mom, tell me a story about Nephi (Dad does this).

Me: Lennon, you've heard enough stories tonight, goodnight.

Lennon: Mooooooooommmmmmm, I neeeeeeeeeeed another storrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!

Me: Sorry, goodnight.

Lennon: cryingcryingcryingcryingcrying

Me (from the hallway): OKAY LENNON!  YOU WANT A STORY ABOUT NEPHI?  ONE TIME WHEN NEPHI WAS A LITTLE BOY HE WOULDN'T GO TO BED SO HIS MOM SPANKED HIM.  HARD.  GOODNIGHT.

Are all moms going to hell or just this one?

3 comments:

Christina said...

That is hilarious! And be assured that you are not the only one. I'm right there with ya.

Ashley K. said...

So fun seeing you tonight. I am for sure going there... along with my "Hot Pepper Sauce!"

ktb said...

I'm pretty sure that did actually happen to Nephi. I doubt he was as stalwart as he makes himself out to be ... its kinda like blogging.