I don't like the f-word. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've used it out loud in 30 years on earth. I think today marks #5. Because nothing makes you mutter the f-word under your breath more than this:
You know what? I take it back. I don't believe I finished the entire f-word. It was more like, "Ohhhh fuhhhhhhh....." and then I took the picture.