Tod: "You have the prettiest feet."
Me: "Awww really?"
Tod: "Yes, I love them. I'd be so sad if they were amputated...you know...and you were, like, trying to walk around on these little nubs (insert hand action showing nub-walking), you know? That would really bum me out."
I just noticed the label: Classic Tod. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ahhh, good times. Rob always says, " Would you still love me if___________." And the blank is usually something like no nose, missing an arm, only talked in parables, etc.
Love the ads. You're headed to the big time.
I dated a guy with a missing leg. One night, while watching a movie together, he removed his prosthetic leg and asked me to "rub the nub".
Does it totally make me a bad person that I never returned his phone calls?
PS Holly, you have super high arches.
One moment you have me crying when I read your blog and the next I'm laughing my head off. (knuckle walking LOL)
I've told you before that you have the prettiest feet & could do foot commercials. Watch out ... Tod might get the idea & put you to work. "Get those feet up there ~ Point those toes and hold that Pose!!"
holly i think we must have the same feet, because tod, used to say the same things to me. he's a smooth one for sure. also, i had no idea that Q dated an amputee man. or was that melissa?
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