Conversation today in a public restroom stall somewhere in Mesquite (words in italics are being whispered; words in all CAPS are being shouted and echoed throughout the bathroom):
Me: Okay Len, sit on the potty.
[Next to us, another stall door shuts]
Lennon: What was that noise???
Me: Just a door shutting.
Lennon: Who is it?
Me: I don't know, come on Len, we need to go.
Lennon: I'M NOT DONE! I NEED TO POO FIRST!
Me: Okay, okay.
Lennon: Who's in here?
Me: Just someone else.
Lennon: Are they peeing or pooing?
Me: Shhhhhhhhhh, Len come on hurry.
Lennon: MOM! ARE THEY PEEING OR POOING?!
Lennon: MAMA DON'T TELL ME TO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Okay, come on Lennon hurry up let's go.
Lennon: DON'T! TELL! ME! TO! HURRY! I HAVE TO POO FIRST!
See post title.