When fans email me (they don't) and ask me questions about my posts (this has never happened), the most common question I get is, "Who is this Tod character?"
If you know Tod then all my posts make sense already.
If you don't know Tod, you're probably confused on several levels. Who would do this to their kid?
- The same guy who wears coats in the house to save money on his gas bill. See HERE.
- The same guy who ran upstairs to "shower real fast" before we were headed to lunch and didn't come down for almost 30 minutes. When I went upstairs to make sure he was alive, there he was...sitting on the bed...watching Hannah Montana.
- The same guy whose first compliment to me (while we were dating) was, "You have nice lats." He followed with another compliment a week later, "You're like a mold...you're starting to grow on me."
- The same guy who was silently perusing a WHERE'S WALDO book last week while I explained to my mom that my neck looks masculine in pictures. My mom said no way, I insisted that yes I was right, until Tod settled the argument by explaining, "No, your face is just really wide."
But I'm really super into him.