Tonight I was looking through blogs while Tod laid on the floor reading about his new obsession:
Me: Tod, what book are you reading?
Tod: None of your business.
Me: Are those flowers in the pictures?
Tod: [sort of snotty] Periwinkles.
Me: [laughing]: Why are you reading about Periwinkles?
Tod: I've been observing the sun patterns in our yard. I think they'd survive. However, they only blossom in the spring, and the flowers aren't abundant. So I'm considering English Ivies instead which are a fast growing plant, not slow like Periwinkles. It's either English Ivy or Star Jasmine if you ask me...
Tod is the funniest person I know. Haha funny and peculiar funny all in one.
One more example:
The other day at the park, Megan asked me why I had a skull and crossbones drawn on my arm. I explained that Tod and I disagreed on something that day, so I took my pen and drew a line on his arm (knowing this would make him mad). He took that same pen, grabbed my arm and drew a deadly skull with crossbones. I am still laughing about that one.
QUICK CORRECTION: Tod just read this post and clarified, "I'm not obsessed with flowers, I'm into LANDSCAPING." Okay, Tod. Okay.