I don't want to alarm anyone but I think I have pink eye. Even though Ann Dee says adults don't get pink eye; this adult just did.
Even more alarming was this morning after we packed our tent and got back on the road...Tod convinced me that a particular stretch of road was named "Devil's Butt Crack" because when the tall trees on either side of the highway are on fire the road in the middle looks like a butt crack.
I'm sorry I believed him but it was only until I tried picturing the locals saying it out loud that I called his bluff.
We are done camping. The boys were in heaven. I ate enough s'mores to feed your entire family. And I love my sister in laws. Because they are funny, smart, nice to me and are willing to smuggle a laptop to the lodge where there is wi-fi to watch a reality show (which shall not be named) with me. I would say more but Ashley is so boring and dresses so desperately I have no words.
Still...pictures coming soon including one of the infamous crack.
Dear Apple: why any I post pictures from my phone?