See this problem isn't new; I've lived most of my life in fear. At first it was of house fires, becoming addicted to smoking, driving drunk or my parents never coming home from their dates. I was always a super serious person, especially as a kid. Like the time I missed a spelling word in 5th grade (the only one all year) and I came home crying, afraid I wouldn't get into BYU.
So if you find that t-shirt send it my way. Or wear it yourself because it's going to be a great year. Look, this guy knows it.