Don't ever talk to Tod late at night. I've never known anyone whose eyes roll back into their head mid-conversation. In his defense, he doesn't have a lot of downtime and is probably exhausted. However, he becomes downright offensive sometimes while drifting to sleep.
Last night we were talking in bed and his eyes starting rolling back so I told him to turn off the TV so we could go to sleep. He said what he always says when I ask him to turn off the TV...."Where's the remote?" to which I always tell him, "It's lost and you know that," which is when I end up getting out of bed and turning off the TV. This time I commented, "You're lucky to have such a good wife," which is when half-asleep Tod warned me:
"Watch out or you'll have a dead prostitute on your porch."
"WATCH OUT OR YOU'LL HAVE A DEAD PROSTITUTE ON YOUR PORCH!"
Tod, what does that mean?
This is when he woke up and denied saying anything. Is anyone else disturbed?
On a lighter note, the other night at the end of American Idol I was brushing my teeth and I heard Tod dialing someone on his phone. At 11 pm at night? I thought. And then I realized the impossible -- Tod was voting for American Idol. That Andrew Garcia has his heart.