Thanks for my Taurus onesie.
Love, Larry
P.S. Last night I was watching The Bachelor with Tod. Although just yesterday I told Megan I love watching The Bachelor alone. Why alone? Because maybe I don't want to hear smart comments about how stupid it is. Maybe I like to be mindlessly entertained for two hours in peace. Or maybe I don't want to hear your idea about how the girls either get a rose or a snowball in the face. . .
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Tod: No, see, if they get a rose, they stay. But if they get that snowball right in the face, they're going HOME!
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(20 minutes later)
Tod: These girls will do anything. If I were the bachelor I would have a party and tell them all to dress up as barnyard animals. Then the girl who dresses as my favorite barnyard animal gets a rose. Unless two of them are wearing the same costume...snowball in the face.
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Tod also likes to say, "DELETE" as the camera pans over girls' faces that he doesn't like.
P.P.S.
Does anyone else out there assume Vienna is a man?
13 comments:
I don't know about the man part ... but I don't want him to pick her. NO No No ... did you see her dog ~ that she dresses up like Paris Hilton did hers. Ugh!!! (for more than one reason)
I'm so with you on watching the bachelor alone! In fact I just finished watching it so I could watch it alone!! Viemanna is going down!
i would actually watch the bachelor if tod was here. i send meegan away to her friends' houses if she wants to watch that dribble. hear that tod? i send my wife out of the house.
First of all... Jake is a dork. I can almost not even stand watching the show cause he is so nerdy. He also sucks at picking the girls. He sends the best ones home.
I hate Vienna and yes she looks like a man but she does bring some great entertainment value to the show.
JASON ACTS TOUGH. The only reason I leave the house is because he cries like a baby if he doesn't get to watch his two shows that record on BOTH of our DVR's at the same time The Bachelor is on and since I am such a great sacrificing wife... I go to my girlfriend's houses to watch because I too, like to watch it, without silly comments from my husband. ("do you want me to slap you in the face right now?" would fit well here.)
That said, I would brawl with Vienna if given the chance. I DO NOT LIKE HER. Jenny and I decided she tries to be like Paris Hilton. (which is in no way positive)
Good thing I don't have strong opinions about a TV SHOW because that might make me sound lame...
p.s. I had to delete my previous comment because I was in such a rage over the thought of Vienna STILL being on the show I couldn't hardly think straight... and it showed.
For sure she is a man, and the producers are totally making Jake keep her there.....I'm so grossed out by Vienna!
Absolutely adorable! I love him!
I have a confession.
I've read your blog a few times. I figure I better tell you so you don't think I'm a "blog stocker", which by the way, I totally am. So on that note:
A: You are brave to even put a picture of the pooh Vienna on your blog.
B: I HATE when the husband watches The Bachelor with me. I too hear the lame comments, "She's probably 'servicing him' and that's why she got a rose". Nice. I've been on a no tv kick lately (because I'm stupid) so I have my sister text me every 10 minutes with a play by play.
Love your blog. You're freaking hilarious.
p.s. Way to go on the Marathon. You are awesome! I thought of you when I ran 1.5 miles today (that's good for me) :-)
Kelly (Harris)
I have been saying it all along....Vienna is a man!
LOVED THIS POST. WHy am i the only who feels sad for Vienna? I really do. I think it is becuase i have one of my most favorite friends who sort of resembles her. ANd the girls are so ruthless to her, even if they should be, i get mad when girls act like that. But, i am also VERY naive and wonder how she could be that bad? I am naive, I know. I just can't stand seeing Ali's face all bent out of shape over it. I MUST WATCH ALONE IN SILENCE. If Jason dares show is head on the stairs, i push pause until he does whatever he needs to do, then I proceed in pure entertainment. He is outraged I am addicted to it!! HEE HEE!!
Hol - I LOVE watching the bachelor - Tim could care less. Does anyone else think that JAKE HAS NO PERSONALITY??? I'm so glad he didn't end up with Jillian from the bachelorette. I think Vienna is perfect for him; I don't know if he deserves the other girls.
Vienna won. Can you believe it? I'm still wondering...
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