The other night Tod and I drove past a huge Goodwill store. I commented on its size, comparing it to a mall, and Tod replied:
"That's our mall. That is now our mall where we'll buy Jordache jeans and wear them until they fall apart."
Jordache? Have you heard that word in the last ten years?! Tod has a way with words, old and new.
Tod also has a way of scaring people or maybe just making them uncomfortable. At church last Sunday he told Lennon (loudly):
"Hey Lennon! Get over here before I hang you upside down and sell you to the gypsies for $.99."
We got a few looks and maybe a couple whispers. Get real; I'm sure he'd up the price if he were really serious. $.99! Can you imagine!