I want to apologize for a few things:
First, sorry that all I've eaten today are Chex Muddy Buddies. Plus a few BBQ chips.
Second, sorry you spent six hours yesterday in my ribs during a long and painful flight home.
Third, sorry people keep commenting about your large size and asking if you're coming soon. Don't take it personally -- and neither will I.
We can't wait to meet you.
P.S. Are you a boy or a girl???